Get your GitHub developer score out of 1000 and receive emotional damage from AI.
Because somebody had to tell you that forking 400 repos and never touching them is NOT a personality trait, bestie.
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🚀 Get Cooked Live • 👑 Creator Twitter/X • 🍿 Watch Me Suffer (Video) • 🐛 Expose a Bug • ✨ Request More Violence
GitRoasted is a 100% free, open-source roast machine that takes your innocent GitHub username and completely decimates your self-esteem using cold, hard git metrics and an AI with zero filter.
You pull up thinking you're the next Linus Torvalds.
You leave questioning your entire university degree.
BEFORE GITROASTED AFTER GITROASTED
┌───────────────────────┐ ┌───────────────────────┐
│ "My code is clean af" │ │ "Maybe farming was │
│ "Top 1% dev honestly" │ ─────────> │ my real calling..." │
│ "Recruiters love me" │ │ "I lost all my aura" │
└───────────────────────┘ └───────────────────────┘
We ran the algorithms, checked the logs, and crunched the numbers. Here are the peer-reviewed results:
pie title Why Your GitHub Score Is Down Bad (Scientific Analysis)
"Commits called 'fix', 'asdf', or 'pls work'" : 38
"Repos forked at 2am and never touched again" : 26
"Weekend commits (literally zero grass touched)" : 18
"Pushed .env with secret keys to public repo" : 12
"Actual readable, documented, tested code" : 6
flowchart TD
A[🧑💻 Dev enters GitHub username] --> B{AI inspects profile}
B -->|Has 40 repos named test-app| C[💀 Emotional Damage]
B -->|Last commit was 9 months ago| D[🪦 Declared Legally Inactive]
B -->|4,000 commits on Sunday at 3 AM| E[🧟 No Social Life Detected]
C --> F[🔥 GitRoasted Score: 342/1000]
D --> F
E --> F
F --> G[😢 Cry in the shower]
G --> H[💅 Export 4K Roast Card]
H --> I[📱 Post to Twitter / X for pity clout]
I --> A
gitGraph
commit id: "initial commit"
commit id: "feat: wrote 3 lines of code"
commit id: "fix: typo"
commit id: "fix: another typo"
commit id: "fix: WHY IS IT STILL BROKEN"
commit id: "wip: please god just deploy"
branch dev-desperation
checkout dev-desperation
commit id: "hack: bypass all unit tests"
commit id: "hack: commented out the linter"
checkout main
merge dev-desperation id: "yolo merge to main at 4am"
commit id: "chore: crying in bathroom"
Reason for your terrible score:
"My actual good code is in private repos" [██████████████████████████] 92% (CAP)
"GitHub star count is a vanity metric" [███████████████████░░░░░░░] 74% (COPE)
"The AI just doesn't understand my vision"[██████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░] 55% (DELULU)
"I touch grass on weekends" [████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 14% (FALSE)
"I have an actual skill issue" [█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 3% (HONEST)
Confidence level during the roast process:
Before typing username: [████████████████████] 100% ("I'm basically god's gift to tech")
While AI is thinking: [██████████░░░░░░░░░░] 50% ("Wait what if it checks my commits")
Reading roast summary: [██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 10% ("Bro it brought up that repo from 2021")
Viewing final score: [░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 0% ("Applying to Wendy's immediately")
👆 Click to watch the official tutorial before your feelings get hurt
- Hit up gitroasted.netlify.app
- Enter any GitHub username (yours, your boss's, your rival's)
- Receive certified organic emotional damage in < 3 seconds!
- 🎯 100+ Data Point X-Ray - We inspect repos, commit times, forks, stars, PRs, and dirty git secrets.
- 🤖 AI-Powered Murder - 2-3 sentence lethal roasts personalized to your exact git sins.
- 📊 The 1000-Point Aura System - Objective evaluation across 8 dimensions. No cap.
- 🏆 The Tryhard Olympics (Leaderboard) - Compete with basement-dwellers globally for #1.
- ⚔️ 1v1 Developer Battles - Put two usernames in the cage and let AI pick who gets fired first.
- 💡 Quick Wins (Damage Control) - Actionable steps so your resume stops looking like a crime scene.
- 🎨 Figma-Grade Share Cards - Export your humiliation in 1:1, 16:9, or 3:4 with custom themes for Twitter/LinkedIn.
- 🌙 Dark/Light Mode - For developers whose retinas can only handle 0.5 nits of brightness.
You start with a theoretical 1000 points. Most mortals get humbled real quick:
| Metric | Max Aura | The Harsh Reality Check |
|---|---|---|
| 💫 Impact | 250 | 0 stars, and the only fork was your mom testing if the link worked |
| 🔥 Consistency | 200 | Green squares looking like Morse code for "I give up" |
| ✨ Quality | 150 | Zero tests written, 45 warnings suppressed with // @ts-ignore |
| 👥 Community | 150 | 3 followers: a crypto bot, your second account, and GitHub Dependabot |
| 🌈 Diversity | 100 | 98% HTML/CSS, 2% vibes. Claims to be "Full Stack" on LinkedIn |
| 📅 Experience | 75 | Account created in 2019, literally 5 commits total |
| ⚡ Activity | 50 | Hasn't touched a terminal in 4 months |
| 🏆 Bonuses | 25 | Pushed a commit on New Year's Eve at 11:59 PM (seek help) |
👑 900 - 1000 -> "GitHub Legend" (Has forgotten what the sun looks like)
⭐ 800 - 899 -> "Star Developer" (Probably dreams in Rust syntax)
💪 700 - 799 -> "Certified Cooker" (Actually writes tests, what a nerd)
👍 600 - 699 -> "Mid, but Surviving" (StackOverflow clipboard warrior)
📈 400 - 599 -> "Average NPC" (Writes 'feat: update' for 80th time)
🌱 000 - 399 -> "Terminal Illness" (Bro cloned 50 repos and closed laptop)
flowchart LR
subgraph Frontend ["🎨 Front End (Looking Clean)"]
A[Next.js 14 App Router]
B[TypeScript 5 Strict Mode]
C[Tailwind CSS + Glass UI]
D[Radix UI Primitives]
E[Lucide Icons]
end
subgraph Backend ["⚡ Back End (Zero Delay)"]
F[GitHub REST API v3]
G[Firebase Firestore Live Sync]
H[Edge Runtime Streaming]
end
subgraph AI ["🧠 Violence Engine"]
I[AI Roast Pipeline]
J[Score Multi-factor Cruncher]
end
Frontend <--> Backend
Backend <--> AI
- Next.js 14: Because we love server components fighting our client state at 3am.
- TypeScript 5: To ensure your low score is delivered with 100% type safety.
- Tailwind CSS: Because hand-writing 12 CSS files gives us the ick.
- Firebase Firestore: Real-time leaderboard so you can watch people pass you in real-time.
- HTML5 Canvas: To bake your roast cards into crisp images ready for Twitter clout.
Wanna run this locally and roast your coworkers? Easy money:
git clone https://github.com/MdKasif0/GitRoasted.git
cd GitRoastednpm installCreate a .env.local file in the root. Don't push this to GitHub, we WILL roast you for it:
# Firebase credentials (for leaderboard clout)
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_API_KEY=your_firebase_key
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_AUTH_DOMAIN=your_project.firebaseapp.com
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_PROJECT_ID=your_project_id
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_STORAGE_BUCKET=your_project.appspot.com
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_MESSAGING_SENDER_ID=your_sender_id
NEXT_PUBLIC_FIREBASE_APP_ID=your_app_id
# GitHub Token (Optional, unless you wanna hit the 60 req/hr rate limit wall)
GITHUB_TOKEN=ghp_yourPersonalAccessTokenHere
# Google Analytics (Optional)
NEXT_PUBLIC_GA_MEASUREMENT_ID=G-XXXXXXXXXXnpm run devOpen http://localhost:3000 and prepare yourself emotionally.
Hit the button, link your repo, paste your env vars, boom. Instant emotional damage globally hosted.
npm i -g vercel
vercelQ: Why is my score so low? The algorithm is broken!
A: Classic skill issue. The algorithm is fine, your commit messages are just "update readme" 47 times in a row.
Q: Is GitRoasted free?
A: 100% free. Emotional damage shouldn't come with a subscription fee.
Q: Does this read my private repos?
A: No. We only roast the crimes you committed in public. Your secret unfinished million-dollar startup ideas are safe.
Q: How do I improve my score?
A: Write actual documentation, stop committing directly to main, contribute to open source, and occasionally touch real grass.
Q: Can I embed my roast card on my GitHub profile?
A: Absolutely. Self-deprecating humor is a senior engineer trait:
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Found a bug? Want to write even more unhinged AI roasts? We welcome PRs with open arms.
- Fork the repo (and actually edit it this time, don't just leave it sitting there)
- Create your branch:
git checkout -b feature/more-violence - Commit your changes:
git commit -m "feat: added 10x emotional damage" - Push:
git push origin feature/more-violence - Open a PR and pray the linter doesn't roast you.
If you laughed or cried while using this, give the repo a star. It releases dopamine directly into our bloodstream:
MIT License
Copyright (c) 2024 GitRoasted
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to anyone who stumbles upon this code,
to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies.
Just don't sue us when your boss finds out your GitHub score is 214.
Built with 🔥 and zero emotional stability by Md Kasif
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